throwing out the last of the leftovers

The Last of the Chicken Soup for the Beerdrinker

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.

And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much light."

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group

Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.