nasgolf

I'm so sick of hearing about Tiger Woods that I could puke. I know the PGA is wanting him to return, he helps their popularity but I don't understand why. It's a bunch of dudes walking around with a stick hitting a little ball. I can understand some people enjoying playing golf but why do you want to watch it? It just aint to exciting for me anyway. Instead of focusing on the men in the PGA, put the WPGA on the TV and let'em play every other hole topless. The rating would go up and a 60 second commercial spot would cost more than during the superbowl.

I wouldn't pick on just one sport, Nascar racing is just a little more exciting but that's only during the last 3 laps or if they have a wreck. The rest of the time, they're just driving around in circles. Yea, they're driving pretty fast but it's still just circles. The Nascar officials are trying to make it more appealing by not making them use restrictor plates (letting the cars go faster) but it's still driving in circles, you know how to turn left pretty good and keep your foot on the accelerator you're a driver, all you got to find is a sponsor to buy you a million dollar car for you to drive. Make the track a figure 8 with a stop light at the intersection. Now that would make it more exciting. How about if half the drivers went counter clockwise and the other half clockwise? No need for 500 mile races, you do about 10 laps with 50 other cars and still got all the fenders attached to the car, you pretty much win the race. That's what everybody watches for anyway aint it? You want to see the crashes.

I was just thinking, why not solve the problems of both sports. Combine them. Call it NASGOLF. 18 holes and a pit area in one big circle. All them golfing fans could finally sit down and if a golfer got run over, well you already got the paramedics there on site. Drivers could drive a lap, then swap out and play a hole. Guess you'd have to make sure there weren't any trees on the course/track, Tiger would hit it pulling out of the pit.