quote of the day

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.



-Abraham Lincoln

Scared or excited

I was just thinking, what the hell comes on a hanger like this? Found it when I was taking out the trash, I don't care what she bought but....?

Stinky cars?

If you need 43 air fresheners in your car, maybe you should just ride around with the windows down.

melons

credit goes to "unknown internet dude".

joke of the day

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Warren Buffet is the man...

“I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.” quote form Warren Buffet.




Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/warren-buffet-deficit-jobs-report-2011-7#ixzz1RfP3sHQl

do you smell that?

Redneck Beer Review 6-11

Blue Moon Honey Wheat
Pretty good beer, can't tell why the call it "Honey Wheat", it's not sweet at all. Goes real good with crab claws....

On screen, Mr. Spock.

I was just thinking, I might watch too much Star Trek. All the technology is cool and some might actually work in the future, we got cell phones now that will do more than Captain Kirk's communicator would do but I always figured the view screen on the Enterprise was a bunch of crap. How can you see a planet (or some one on a planet) that was lightyears away. The Hubble Telescope is one thing but on the viewscreen, they could see nearly anywhere, I figured it just made the show better plus they never tried to explain the technology. Even the warp drive is based on some "real" theory but no explanation of the viewer, it was just there. I figured, nope, never happen.....

Then the other day I was using Google Maps to find a gas station, I switched to "street view" to see if I could get my truck and camper into the station without too much trouble. The view of the station popped up and it hit me, "Holy S**t".....

Now I just need to develope an app, you say "on screen, mr spock" and it will automatically open up Google Map Street View and show you a couple of miles down the road, but Google may already be working on it.