Redneck Beer Review 3-11

Mic Ultra & fried jalapeno strips sitting on the porch at The Shrimp Basket in Orange Beach, good beer.

listen

I was just thinking, the word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

redneck test answsers...

any redneck should have been able to answer them questions....

redneck test

who's the bigger asshat???

I saw the man and woman on a trike (yellow with black flames), looked like a VW rear-end welded to a motorcycle front-end, kinda sharp but what do I know. They were stopped at a red light waiting on it to change. I was close enough to them that I could see them pointing at a car across the intersection from them and laughing at it. The car was about a '76 Caprice with 22" rims and low profile tires, looked kinda stupid to me too but not as stupid as them two on the trike in the pouring rain.

I'd take the rims with a roof any rainy day over a trike.....

do u mind...

I was just thinking but sometimes my mind wanders. Then sometimes it leaves completely.

tard

Measure twice.....

They say measure twice and cut once, you think this is what they mean?

the jedi redneck

I was just thinking, why didn't anybody think to put a wrist strap on a lightsaber? Luke could have kicked the Dark Side's ass if he wasn't always dropping his lightsaber.

ouch....

word of the day

ASSHAT

Example of use: "You are an ASSHAT!"

Meaning: The only thing the top half of you is good for is a lid for the bottom half.