dulcolax

I was just thinking, I saw an add for Dulcolax "stool softener". Is that like "diarrhea-in-a-box"?

a six-pack of Milwaukee's best will have the same results....

Redneck Beer Review 12-10 (guest hosted by Bart)

"It's the worst beer I've ever drank,

 you can find it at Walgreens,

 if you can't find it, I'll bring you 2 or 4 cans."

That's the quote that was sent with the picture. I think if you're shopping for beer at Walgreens, you're qualified to do the Redneck Beer Review. Thanks Bart.

Redneck Beerstore Review 11/10

Ever heard of Arab, Alabama? They should be famous for the beer store. It's like the Wal-Mart of beer stores. You need a shopping cart. The Beverage Warehouse, check it out if you're ever near Arab...

link to their site

Redneck beer review, sometime later

Last new thing and back to the Busch Light. This stuff is fruity but good. It's Mike's Classic Margarita Peach, if you can't read the label.

FYI, I didn't leave no bottles on the beach, picked up mine and some stuff some other dip-weed left.

Redneck beer review. 30 minutes later

Ok, 2 different things in one day. Kinda tart, like key lime pie in a bottle.

Redneck Beer Review 9/24/10

Had to try something new. Good lemonade with a kick.

Redneck Beer Review #8

Same beer, different location.

Good beer: well, actually 4th or 5th good beer.

redneck beer reveiw #6

Cold beer and fresh raw oysters on the Gulf Coast.

Can ya guess how this review will go?

The Original Oyster House

redneck beer review # 5

I won't take the credit for going out and trying this beer on my own. I was asked to pick up some of this beer while I was on the coast. Here in north Mississippi there are just so many new things to try. I picked up a case and figured I could drink one just cause I was nice enough to get it and haul it all the way back home.

As with my last beer review, I was on the coast so I figured it couldn't be to bad, even if it was the same beer that Pres. Obama likes.
Obama Settles bet with Beer
Anyhow, I was suprised, this is pretty good beer. For some reason, I thought it would be kinda strong. Other than just a little wang on the first swallow, it was not strong at all, that's coming from someone that drinks Busch Light all the time. Next time I think I'll try the regular instead of the light but I won't be ordering it in a bar. How the hell do you say it? It would just sound like I was ordering a Ling-ling.

What I liked about it: cold, crisp, light beer. Not too strong, you could drink several of them. Oldest brewery in the U.S. I never heard of it (north Mississippi remember) but that's what the web site says. http://www.yuengling.com/history.htm

What I didn't like: Some politician is the reason I heard of it before. More expensive than my regular beer. It's made in Pennsylvania, I'm from the south, can't help it.

REDNECK RANK: A couple of good cold beers while waiting on the grill to get hot. Good beer.

redneck beer review #4

I guess you're wondering what kind of beer it is? I'm kicked back on the beach drinking it, does it really matter what kind it is? Only thing that matters is "Is this the last one?", other than that, who gives a rat's ass.

What I liked about it: Did I mention that I was sitting on the beach?

What I didn't like about it: The only bathroom is about a mile down the beach. I don't want to walk that far. Could just wade out about waist deep and take a whizz, not gonna happen anytime soon. While the temperature on the beach was around 80, the water temp was 1 degree above freezing. You stick one toe in the water and piss yourself right there.

Redneck Rank: Way up there; location, location, location. It was all location, great spot, no pot.

redneck beer review #3

32 oz. Bud Light Draft

There's one place that I know of where you can get this beer, D'Casa Mexican Resturant in Tupelo, MS. The food is good, free chips and salsa and Monday night is "2 for 1" margarita night. This beer is not for sipping, at 32 oz, you got to drink it. That's right, 32 ounces, one quarter of a gallon. There are 2.7 regular beers in each one of these, keep that in mind if you're driving. It runs $3.75, I call that a bargin for a beer in a resturant. You can have a Corona or a Dos XX if ya want, I'll take a Bud Light, no lime please.....

What I like about it:

1. It's ice cold in an ice cold glass. Seriously this glass is super cold.

2. It's Bud Light, less filling, taste great and all that crap.

3. Did I mention that it's 32 oz?

4. Comes with chips and salsa. To hell with a lime in my beer, give me chips and salsa on the side.

What I don't like:

It's Monday night, 1/2 price margarita night. I gotta drive so one is my limit.

REDNECK RANK:

An ice cold six pack after cutting the grass in July.

redneck beer review #2

Bud Light Lime

I've always wondered why some one would put a line in their beer. Well, I'm still wondering. This crap is nasty. I've had a Corona or two before, they're alright. Never did add a lime to it, at least with the Corona you have the option on the lime, with Bud Light Lime, you can't take it out.

This beer actually tastes like it's got something green in it. Fruit and beer just don't go together. Nearest thing I can come up with is if you squeezed a big old lemon in your chocolate milk. YUCK! If you like lime in your beer, more power to ya, it'll leave more of the good beer for me. When I did some looking to figure out why lime was added to beer in the first place, this is what I came up with: Some people state that a wedge of lime was put on bottled beer to disinfect the rim or to keep flies from landing on it. Makes me want to add a little lime.



What I liked about it:
1. I didn't buy it, I bummed it off somebody else.
2. It was cold.

What I didn't like:
Taste like dammit. Let's leave the limes for Margaritas!

Redneck Rank: Last beer in the cooler.

redneck beer review #1

I was just thinking that I should do something to make my blog better. After a little looking on the internet, I realized that beer blogs/beer reviews were very popular. That got me to thinking, hell, I drink beer, why can't I do a review? What better beer to start with then my favorite, Busch Light, so here we go.....

Let's start with what I like about it:

1. cheap (less than 15 bucks/30pack), you can forgive a lot with cheap.
2. comes in a 30 pack (what's better than a case, a case and a 6 pack.
3. comes in a easy open can, no bottle/can opener needed.
4. if you drink cheap beer, most folks won't bum off you.
5. recycle cans, takes a lot of them to amount to much but I don't see that as a problem.
6. tastes great, if you don't agree, that's why there's 4,651 different kinds of beer.
7. light beer/less calories, my wife says I don't like any thing "light", i beg to differ.
8. I've seen the brewery, it's cool and they give free samples.
9. American made (but now owned by Inbev, long as they don't mess up a good thing).
10. don't need glass/cup, no mess, this beer is meant to be drunk straight outta the can.

I can't think of but one thing I dislike about it, that "c" in Busch goes against my rules of spelling.

Redneck Rank: 6 pack of tall-boys, ice cold.