simple

A woman beaten black and blue goes to the doctor.


The Doctor says, "What happened?"


The Woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."


The Doctor says, "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.


The Woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"


The Doctor says, "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"