redneck beer review #4

I guess you're wondering what kind of beer it is? I'm kicked back on the beach drinking it, does it really matter what kind it is? Only thing that matters is "Is this the last one?", other than that, who gives a rat's ass.

What I liked about it: Did I mention that I was sitting on the beach?

What I didn't like about it: The only bathroom is about a mile down the beach. I don't want to walk that far. Could just wade out about waist deep and take a whizz, not gonna happen anytime soon. While the temperature on the beach was around 80, the water temp was 1 degree above freezing. You stick one toe in the water and piss yourself right there.

Redneck Rank: Way up there; location, location, location. It was all location, great spot, no pot.