1/17/12
11/15/11
Redneck Beer Review 11-11
Yazoo Pale Ale
Yea, it's named for Yazoo, Mississippi but the brewery is in Nashville, TN. Go figure.
If you're stuck on Bud or Busch Light, you most likely won't like it. It has a good whang to it. Good beer for a change, just takes some getting used to.
10/31/11
occupy wall street???
I thought those guys were a bunch of snot nosed whinners and the most they new about jobs was "Steve Jobs", now I see that some folks agree with me. Check out Bill Whittle:
10/26/11
10/12/11
What happens at the beach......
What happens at the beach stays at the beach or at least it's easier to bury.
10/9/11
9/17/11
Redneck beer review 9/11
Open bar before, DURING and after a wedding rocks, don't matter what brand...
Time travel
I was just thinking, if I invented a time machine, the first thing I'd do was find out who invented ties and go back and kick their ass, twice.
9/8/11
life rules (some more words)
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12.conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12.conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
8/26/11
quote of the day
"Camping without weed is just sleeping in the woods."
Victoria, from Mike and Molley
8/18/11
Redneck Beer Review "Moonshine"
Ole Smoky Moonshine
8/11/11
new government logo
credit goes to:http://www.nostate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/newusgovernmentlogo.jpg
8/10/11
quote of the day
from American Pickers.....
Mike: "Aren't you worried about your carbon footprint when you're gone?"
Frank: "No, I don't care if it goes 'Planet of the Apes' when I'm gone."
Mike: "Aren't you worried about your carbon footprint when you're gone?"
Frank: "No, I don't care if it goes 'Planet of the Apes' when I'm gone."
8/1/11
debt deal???
I was just thinking that I don't know much about how all that government crap works but it looks like to me that the deal congress and the president worked out would be the same as me paying my next 12 or 15 house payments with my Mastercard. Then, in a couple of years, I'll save my beer money to pay off the credit card.
We'll see how that works out for everybody but I bet we're doing this same s**t in a year or two only it'll be 10 times worse.
We'll see how that works out for everybody but I bet we're doing this same s**t in a year or two only it'll be 10 times worse.
7/22/11
quote of the day
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
7/17/11
Scared or excited
I was just thinking, what the hell comes on a hanger like this? Found it when I was taking out the trash, I don't care what she bought but....?
7/16/11
Stinky cars?
If you need 43 air fresheners in your car, maybe you should just ride around with the windows down.
7/12/11
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