cursive

I was just thinking: Was learning cursive really necessary?

gggg

AT&T announced the roll-out of their 4G service. I'm impressed and can't wait. Last year I could drive 30 miles and get 3G service for the first time. So if I have a 4G phone stuck in my coffin, I might have 4G service by about mid 2153. Only problem I see is that with the 2 gig limit they put on service, I'll be over my usage on the first day. Almost makes me want to swap back to AT&T....

west virginia gurls...

What does a West Virginia girl say after her first sexual experiance?
"Get off of me Papaw, you're mashing my cigarettes!"

pants on the ground....

what will $1.7 million get ya?

A Bugatti Veyron:

250 mph, 0 to 60 in about 2.5 seconds and here's the kicker: 4 Michelin tires made for this car. A set will cost you $17,000 and only last for 6000 miles. I didn't even look into how many miles per gallon it gets, guess if you have that kind of money, you wouldn't give a rats-ass.