6/26/11

I was just thinking...

The doctor said if I quit drinking that I could add 5 years on to my life. I told him that I didn't have anything planned for that last 5 years anyway.

6/19/11

you are a redneck if.....

you open your grill and this is what you find.

6/8/11

you might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if: During your wife's DUI hearing, the court clerk says "Order in the court." and you reply "Bud Light, please."