5/29/11
5/26/11
quote of the day
(from Rules of Engagement)
Audry-"You're drinking beer this early in the morning?"
Jeff-"Yes, we're out of orange juice."
Audry-"You're drinking beer this early in the morning?"
Jeff-"Yes, we're out of orange juice."
5/24/11
5/21/11
the end is near
Two preachers were walking down the road carrying a sign that said "Turn ye around, the end is near" as a car came speeding toward them the driver shook his fist and shouted "RELIGOUS NUTS!!!" he then spead around the curve and there was a loud splash.
With that one of the preachers turned to the other and said "Do you think we should change the sign to read "Bridge out ahead"?
5/20/11
signs
I saw this sign on the side of the road the other day, looks to me like, if you loved your kids, you'd keep'em outta the dang road!
5/11/11
Redneck Beer Review 5-11
Calfkiller, cool name for a beer. The Calfkiller Brewery is a local brewery in Sparta, TN. Good beer, not to strong, looks kinda like pond water. Light but lots of flavor. Guess it's what you'd call a micro-brew, I could have gotten a tour of the barn, I mean brewery but didn't. My loss, it only comes in kegs, no bottles. I'll be checking the web site to see if they ever start bottling, til then I'll just have to keep checking the bars & resturants in the area. The Foglight Foodhouse in Rock Island has Calfkiller and some good food, fyi.
5/5/11
osama
One good thing Osama did; he got rid of most that royal wedding crap that was all you could find on the TV.
5/4/11
got milk
I went to see my niece today, she has a two month old baby. The baby was ill and crying, she said she was constipated. I was just thinking, she only drinks milk, how the hell does that make you constipated?
5/1/11
driver’s license
I was just thinking, Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
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