The doctor said if I quit drinking that I could add 5 years on to my life. I told him that I didn't have anything planned for that last 5 years anyway.
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you might be a redneck if...
You might be a redneck if: During your wife's DUI hearing, the court clerk says "Order in the court." and you reply "Bud Light, please."